Technorati: news, SecondLife, Second Life, campers, Second Life News, SecondLife News, SL, Jira JIRA_SCAN™ is picking up a few unresolved cases. Created on January 6th, 2009. Jira event SVC-3631 remains unresolved and causes very strange phenomena and unexplained anomalies all around the grid. Film at 11. VWR-13976 contains an interesting item as well. #6. Expected result would have been 34 LS [...]
Archive for June, 2010
JIRA_SCAN™ SVC-3631 & VWR-13976
Posted: June 30, 2010 in Second Life MiscellaneousTags: Jira, Second Life, Second Life Jira, SecondLife, SL
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Second Life Bank Closed – Mismanagement Suspected
Posted: June 30, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Enoch Holler, First Bank of Enoch Holler, Pappy Enoch, Second Life, SecondLife, SL
In an important and highly unusual discovery, a very upscale lending institution in Second Life has permanently closed its doors this week, possibly due to mismanagement and misappropriation of funds. Details are still trickling in, however, it appears that the First Bank of Enoch Holler is now in liquidation status. The owner of the bank, Pappy Enoch, has apparently become victim [...]
COLLADA™ Phenomenon – The Next Wave
Posted: June 27, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Collada, Computer Games, mesh, PC Games, Second Life, Second Life News, SecondLife, SL, Video Games, Virtual Reality, Virtual Worlds
Technorati: news, SecondLife, Second Life, Virtual Worlds, Second Life News, SecondLife News, SL, Collada I like these calm little moments before the storm…It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? Although, to be honest, the past few weeks have been anything but calm around the lab. I can only wonder what it’s going to [...]
Philip Linden…He is BACK!!!
Posted: June 24, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Linden Lab, M Linden, Mark Kingdon, Philip Linden, Philip Rosedale, Second Life, SL
In a most strange and bizarre chain of events down at the lab, almost exactly like Mr. President Frankenstein from Death Race 2000, Philip Linden (a.k.a. Philip Rosedale) is back!!! Shaken out of his BOD slumber, Philip is now the interim CEO of Linden Lab. Happening at the exact same time, M Linden was purged from the very [...]
Second Life Viewer 2.1 Beta Released Today!
Posted: June 23, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Second Life, Second Life Viewer, SecondLife, SL
All Right All Right and Hey! Hey! Hey! Today brings with it the glorious release of the Second Life Viewer 2.1 BETA. In just 2 short weeks the changeover from alpha to beta is complete, with many important items addressed, but best of all “Laser-Like Focus on Performance and Stability”. Those are the words I like to [...]
The Hidden Meaning of SL7B.
Posted: June 22, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Second Life, Second Life Bots, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots, SL7B
After my extremely frightening escapades at SL7B, the last thing on my mind was the thought of returning to the place that left me feeling haunted, unprotected, scared, and most importantly, incomplete. Something was missing…like the piece of a puzzle that gets left in the washing machine, the sinking feeling you may have left the iron on, [...]
Trojan…Extra Large!
Posted: June 20, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Second Life, SecondLife, SL, SL7B
Holy Trojan! After the bear attack, you can imagine I had reservations about going back to the SL7B island, however, I just had to get a sneak peek at this coming week’s festivities. That’s when I noticed it…A huge Trojan horse, it must have been 57 feet tall, easily dwarfing the nearby military humvees, and it [...]
Huge Bear Attack at SL7B Pre-Opening!
Posted: June 19, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Second Life, SecondLife, SL, SL7B
There I was, as always, minding my own business, not looking for any trouble whatsoever…I had received a tip that there may have been strange anomolies in the area and so I was just observing the SL7B island when all of a sudden, a monstrous, enormously massive, huge, very large angry bear comes out of nowhere [...]
LindeX™ Exchange and Bot Manipulation.
Posted: June 18, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: Lindex, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SL, SL Bots
Wednesday of this week brought with it an amazing LindeX™ Exchange anomoly that was unlike any most people have ever witnessed before. In fact, this very strange anomoly even caused a certain LindeX™ Statistics Graph to break down completely. At one point, sources indicate the rate went as low as $300L/1USD$. According to the author [...]
What do you get a Bot for its Birthday?
Posted: June 14, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Second Life, Second Life Bots, SecondLife, SL, SL7B
With all the chaos down at the lab this past week I wouldn’t suspect too many people are thinking about the encroaching super fun time of the year known as SL7B. That’s right people, many Second Life bots are turning 7 years old this coming June 23rd. The problem that this represents for me is [...]
Lindens Leaving – Who will fend off the Bots?
Posted: June 9, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: layoffs, Linden Lab, M Linden, Mark Kingdon, Philip Linden, Philip Rosedale, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots, SL7B
Holy flying Linden’s and hell frozen over! New World Notes just posted information about the Linden layoffs occuring down at Linden Lab. I wonder how this new development will affect the number of bots inworld? With 30% less Linden’s on staff, will the bots go rampant with no one left to enforce the bot and camper policies? [...]
Do Bots Hate Monday’s Too?
Posted: June 8, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots
I know it’s Tuesday already, but after a very long Monday I got to thinking about bots feelings, and whether or not they ever have bad days, suffer from depression, sleep apnea, and other things like that. A gang of bots had recently been detected over in the very slummy town known as Nutsedge. Rumor has it [...]
Need a Traffic Injection?
Posted: June 7, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: Neuromancer, News, PC Games, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots, SnowCrash, Traffic Injection, Virtual Reality
The other day I was stuck in traffic and I had a cold, flu, or infection. I punched in the coordinates on the map and it brought me to a little place called Traffic Injection. The place contained 8 humanoids encased in ice. I’m not certain if they were alive or dead, but I wasn’t takin any [...]
Tasty Marshmellow Treats – Fussy Style
Posted: June 7, 2010 in Second Life CampersTags: Second Life, Second Life Campers, Second Life Camping, SecondLife, SL, SL Campers
Last night I was starving, almost to death. It was dark and raining. I was lost in the woods when futility was just about to consume me like a wet sponge. I glanced up, and in the distance, I saw it. The light from a nearby fire only about 400 yards away. I wandered closer [...]
Sensation’s Anomalies
Posted: June 7, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: BDSM, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots
Technorati: SecondLife, Second Life, Sensations, Second Life News, SecondLife News, SL, SL Bots While visiting the very popular Sensations sim the other day, my radar kicked into noisy and I came across seven odd anomalies that were inside of a transparent bubble hovering in the sky with an eighth anomaly nearby which was equally hidden. [...]
