There I was, out searching for a delicious pizza when I happened upon Click Clack City in the Coleman sim. At this point the radar was going crazy and it occured to me that there might be a bot infestation nearby. Sure enough, I zoomed in on the radar data to find a very large [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Second Life Bots’
Click Clack City Infested!
Posted: March 4, 2012 in Second Life Bots, Second Life NewsTags: Click Clack City, Coleman, Cumfart Release, Second Life Bots
The Bots Are Stacked at Club Stacks!
Posted: December 28, 2011 in Second Life BotsTags: Club Stacks, Second Life Bots
They really know how to stack-em and rack-em over at Club Stacks on Miami Island. In the sky at around 2100 there are two large orbs containing about 30 bots. You’ll need a flight feather to see them: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Miami%20Island/58/221/2099 Perhaps the fixed search is causing a re-surgence of bots as of late.
Bot Alert! – Amydria Sim Infested with Bots
Posted: June 24, 2011 in Second Life Bots, Second Life NewsTags: Amydria, Bots, Doughnuts, Second Life, Second Life Bots, SecondLife, SL8B
I wasn’t out looking for trouble last week… It was a nice night to go hang gliding and so I chose the peaceful location of Amydria, a very nice water-front community with boats, docks, and decent food. I started my descent at 4500 meters dropped from a Space Harrier that was in the neighborhood. As I [...]
Hamlet Au Goes Bonkers – Wants Your Face!
Posted: November 1, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: bonkers, credentials, face, Hamlet, Hamlet Au, privacy, real life face, Save Your Face, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SL, Virtual Worlds
Technorati: Hamlet, SecondLife, Second Life, privacy, Second Life News, Face, SL, Hamlet Au In what can only be described as absurd, unbelievable, misconstrued, not having all the facts, just plain wrong, far off, and in a small nutshell, FAIL. Hamlet Au wants to see your real face. As this story is just trickling in, all the [...]
Hamlet Au Seeks Refuge on Planet Michael
Posted: October 10, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Bill Paxton, Blue Mars, consultant, Crazy, Hamlet, Hamlet Au, insane, Planet Michael, refuge, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SL, Virtual Worlds
Technorati: Hamlet, SecondLife, Second Life, refuge, Second Life News, Planet Michael, SL, Hamlet Au The other night I was feeling a little gloomy whilst pondering over the new Second Life customer support options I’m going to be faced with very soon and so I just sat down at the table and placed my order. I was [...]
Puppy Dogs Hate SmallWorlds.
Posted: September 13, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: addict, addiction, dogs, England, idiot, insane, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife News, SL, SmallWorlds, starve, starved, stupid, woman
Technorati: dogs, SecondLife, Second Life, starved, Second Life News, SecondLife News, SL, SmallWorlds In a very bizarre incident, the likes of which make Arabella seem like a nice intelligent person, a stupid idiot woman in England became so addicted to the popular SmallWorlds online game that she accidentally starved her dogs to death and left the dead [...]
Holy Moly!!! Hamlet Au Goes Insane!
Posted: September 9, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Avatar Reality, Blue Mars, Blue World Notes, consultant, Crazy, defecting, defector, Hamlet, Hamlet Au, insane, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SL
Technorati: Hamlet, SecondLife, Second Life, insane, Second Life News, Blue World Notes, SL, Hamlet Au In what can only be described as unimaginable, unfathomable, strange, weird, unprecedented, and fantastically ridiculous, world-renowned Second Life reporter, Hamlet Au has gone completely insane… Perhaps we should have seen the signs of this coming back in July when Hamlet went crazy. However, [...]
Child Bots Invade The Second Life Grid!
Posted: September 6, 2010 in Second Life Bots, Second Life NewsTags: child, child bots, Michael Jackson, News, PC Games, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots, Teen Grid, Virtual Reality
Technorati: teen grid, SecondLife, Second Life, Child Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife News, SL, Michael Jackson Holy Perverted Michael Jackson! Ever since the Second Life Teen Grid got the chainsaw, I knew it was only going to be a matter of time before this phenomenon started occurring. I am of course referring to the invasion [...]
Hamlet Au Goes Crazy!
Posted: July 6, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Crazy, Hamlet, Hamlet Au, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SL
Technorati: Hamlet, SecondLife, Second Life, crazy, Second Life News, SecondLife News, SL, Hamlet Au In what can only be described as bizarre, unfathomable, strange, weird, unprecedented, and fantastically amazing, world-renowned Second Life reporter, Hamlet Au has perhaps lost his mind… It all started in a local night club. Witnesses say Hamlet was acting delusional, talking gibberish, nonsensical, and [...]
Quiet Times In Lendas Urbanas
Posted: July 5, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: Computer Games, Second Life, Second Life Bots, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots
Technorati: SecondLife, Second Life, Lendas Urbanas, Second Life News, SecondLife News, SL, SL Bots After the fireworks had fizzled out from this year’s holiday celebration, I decided to go for a long walk in a strange land I had never been to before. I am sometimes able to sooth my mind this way. I wandered into a [...]
I Want ROM Service! – Bot Style
Posted: July 2, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: Computer Games, Neuromancer, News, PC Games, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots, SnowCrash, Video Games, Virtual Reality
I wasn’t looking for unusual phenomena, strange anomalies, french fried potaters, or anything else of that nature today. After all, it was my day off. A holiday is just around the corner and I needed some R&R. For some reason the weird stuff just always finds me. It’s always been that way and probably always will be. I [...]
The Hidden Meaning of SL7B.
Posted: June 22, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Second Life, Second Life Bots, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots, SL7B
After my extremely frightening escapades at SL7B, the last thing on my mind was the thought of returning to the place that left me feeling haunted, unprotected, scared, and most importantly, incomplete. Something was missing…like the piece of a puzzle that gets left in the washing machine, the sinking feeling you may have left the iron on, [...]
LindeX™ Exchange and Bot Manipulation.
Posted: June 18, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: Lindex, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SL, SL Bots
Wednesday of this week brought with it an amazing LindeX™ Exchange anomoly that was unlike any most people have ever witnessed before. In fact, this very strange anomoly even caused a certain LindeX™ Statistics Graph to break down completely. At one point, sources indicate the rate went as low as $300L/1USD$. According to the author [...]
What do you get a Bot for its Birthday?
Posted: June 14, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: Second Life, Second Life Bots, SecondLife, SL, SL7B
With all the chaos down at the lab this past week I wouldn’t suspect too many people are thinking about the encroaching super fun time of the year known as SL7B. That’s right people, many Second Life bots are turning 7 years old this coming June 23rd. The problem that this represents for me is [...]
Lindens Leaving – Who will fend off the Bots?
Posted: June 9, 2010 in Second Life NewsTags: layoffs, Linden Lab, M Linden, Mark Kingdon, Philip Linden, Philip Rosedale, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots, SL7B
Holy flying Linden’s and hell frozen over! New World Notes just posted information about the Linden layoffs occuring down at Linden Lab. I wonder how this new development will affect the number of bots inworld? With 30% less Linden’s on staff, will the bots go rampant with no one left to enforce the bot and camper policies? [...]
Do Bots Hate Monday’s Too?
Posted: June 8, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots
I know it’s Tuesday already, but after a very long Monday I got to thinking about bots feelings, and whether or not they ever have bad days, suffer from depression, sleep apnea, and other things like that. A gang of bots had recently been detected over in the very slummy town known as Nutsedge. Rumor has it [...]
Need a Traffic Injection?
Posted: June 7, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: Neuromancer, News, PC Games, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots, SnowCrash, Traffic Injection, Virtual Reality
The other day I was stuck in traffic and I had a cold, flu, or infection. I punched in the coordinates on the map and it brought me to a little place called Traffic Injection. The place contained 8 humanoids encased in ice. I’m not certain if they were alive or dead, but I wasn’t takin any [...]
Sensation’s Anomalies
Posted: June 7, 2010 in Second Life BotsTags: BDSM, Second Life, Second Life Bots, Second Life News, SecondLife Bots, SL, SL Bots
Technorati: SecondLife, Second Life, Sensations, Second Life News, SecondLife News, SL, SL Bots While visiting the very popular Sensations sim the other day, my radar kicked into noisy and I came across seven odd anomalies that were inside of a transparent bubble hovering in the sky with an eighth anomaly nearby which was equally hidden. [...]

